And I quote…
Dear Dom Ramsey,
We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following item(s):
5552296812 Absolutely Nothing
However, your listing(s) was in violation of eBay’s listing policies.
We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your
listing(s) is not allowed.
Your listing(s) contained the following information:
This is a fantastic, once in a lifetime opportunity to buy absolutely
We realize you may not be aware of this policy. However, auction
listings that do not offer an actual item for sale are not allowed.
Our User Agreement states, in part:
“5.1 Listing Description…Your listings may only include text
descriptions, graphics, pictures and other content relevant to the sale
of that item…”
Your listing(s) did not offer an actual item for sale. Because it was
in violation of eBay policy, your listing has been ended early. All
associated fees have been credited to your account.
I’m not enirely sure how section 5.1 applies here, given that I gave a full description and a photograph of ‘absolutely nothing’…