Don’t Buy Me This!

I was going to post this on Chocablog, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. But it would be a crime not to post it somewhere, so I’ve decided to inflict this on you…

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… The Chocolate Anus.

Chocolate Starfish

This (apparently real) product could be yours in time for Christmas. But I don’t think we’ll be putting this on our Christmas list.

Luckily, the web site doesn’t say if it has a soft centre. Or if it contains nuts. Because I don’t want to know.

One thought on “Don’t Buy Me This!

  1. Yes, you do. In that dark part of your brain you like to pretend doesn’t exist…you want to know. You NEED to know.

    Or maybe you don’t. Eh.

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